Big Bed Bug Debunked

   The description for this video reads, "found a big bed bug" but that's not a bed bug in the video. They don't get that facking big. If bed bugs got that big, a bunch of them would be sucking out serious amounts of blood from their victims every night. The video quality is horrible but that's a beetle of some sort with a hard outer shell and wings. It can be seen flying at one point towards the end of the video. Bed Bugs don't fly. If they did, we'd all be in a lot of trouble.

Bed Bug Invasion Not Leaving Any Time Soon

This video tells me something I already know.

Bed Bugs Flock to Juicy Couture

   Bed Bugs crept into the Juicy Couture store on 650 Fifth Avenue a couple of days ago and forced the company to issue the following statement:

   We wanted to inform the public and our consumers that we have temporarily closed the Juicy Couture Store at 650 Fifth Avenue due to the discovery of bed bugs.

   Like other major retailers recently impacted by this issue, we are moving swiftly and aggressively to address the problem. We expect the store to re-open later this week.

   The people who shop and work at the store are our top priority and we are taking all necessary precautions. There are three other Juicy Couture stores serving New York City shoppers – 860 Madison Avenue, 368 Bleecker Street, 103 Fifth Avenue – and of course all merchandise is available 24-hours a day at www.juicycouture.com.

Sleep Tight

Sleep Tight

i'm not someone you could care about, just a pretty face when you watch me smile.
and the little chance that you could win me over gives you the thrill that makes you stay..
and while i lie in bed awake at night you're counting your blessings while i just cry mine away..
and you'll say..

sleep tight, oh sleep tight.
sleep tight, oh sleep tight.
sleep tight, oh sleep tight.
don't let the bed bugs bight.. tonight.

i'm not here to make you happy when your favorite football team loses the game and,
i don't do it because i love you..
i love who i made you up to be.
while i lie in bed awake at night you're counting your blessings while i just cry mine away..
and you'll say..

sleep tight, oh sleep tight.
sleep tight, oh sleep tight.
sleep tight, oh sleep tight..
but i won't sleep at all. not at all tonight.

Bed Bug Inspection Process

This video is hilarious because the "lady" that is referenced by the inspectors is so clueless and oblivious to the massive bed bug infestation that's she's been sleeping upon. I don't know why there's porno-ish music playing in the background however.

Barnaby the Bedbug

A bed bug in a Ziploc bag travels the world, meets a dinosaur, and even hovers over a pregnant lady.