Bed Bugs hit Niketown

   The massive Niketown flagship store on 6 E. 57th St. in New York City is the latest retailer to experience the Beg Bug Invasion. The five story building that houses Niketown has been closed while the process of BB eradication is carried out.

   In a Daily Mail article on the Niketown bed bug infestation, the writer cites the following reason for the increase in bed bug cases:

"The outbreak is blamed on increased international air travel."

   Um, who's blaming it on increased international air travel? Is the author making up a reason for why bed bug cases are on the rise? Did the author perform a random sampling of international air travelers at major airports and search them for bed bugs? As the Brits would say, "Bollocks!"

   I've said it before and I'll say it again - dirty ass people are the vector for bed bugs. How did bed bugs get into Niketown? On the back (literally) of a dirty ass person or someone who associated with said DAP.