Bedbugs Found in Federal Government Building in D.C.

   Bed bugs have invaded the halls of the U.S. government. Specifically, baby bed bugs have been found at the US Agency for International Development office tower at the Ronald Reagan Building and International Trade Center. Have bed bugs no respect for authority? When are they going to take over the Oval Office, NASA, the Federal Reserve (yes, I know it's private but still....), and the U.S. Treasury?

   Hasn't this bed bug thing gone far enough? Why haven't dirty ass people cleaned up? C'mon yaw, I pinpointed the most likely vector of bed bugs as a dirty ass person (DAP) a few weeks ago. Once a colony of bed bugs sets up house at a DAP's domicile, he becomes the carrier, the messenger, and the harbinger of doom. Everywhere he goes, he's a walking threat of bed bug infestation. I think stores like Abercrombie and Fitch should set up "bed bug detectors" at the doors so that sirens will sound when anyone who's carrying bed bugs passes through. A big neon sign that reads "DIRTY ASS PERSON" will then light up and alert everyone in the store that danger has arrived. Only then will the scourge of bed bugs be stopped. A&F, no need to thank me - a check in the amount of my consulting fee of $5,000 will suffice.